swedzibar.

THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH SWEDES. Lindor was in her glory. huleh huleh huleh (no one besides lindor and jb will get that). Christian (aka johnny bravo) does not have malaria (yay!) and Lindor is no longer homesick due to the ridiculous amounts of Swedish people on our boat. Today we went snorkelling. We sailed out (on a boat, i got my swimmin trunks, and my flippy floppies) and then snorkelled around the reef for about an hour and a half. IT WAS AMAZING! We saw most of the nemo fish, and lots of sea urchins (my nemisis) and some gross sea slug thing, and lots of ocean plant things. It was gorgeous. Even Lindor managed to get in the water, JB and I were proud. Then we went to a remote beach for lunch, and then sailed back. The water was turquoise and the sand was white, it was so beautiful!! There was 5 Swedish people on our snorkelling boat, not including Linn. I was outnumbered. They were talking about me in their secret language, I think. JB and I have told Lindor to stop using that devilspeak in our presence. THEN, after that we were on the beach, smoking some huka, minding our own, and this guy comes up to us, and hes all "can you take a picture of us? (with swedish accent)" and i'm like "SERIOUSLY?" and lindor goes "where you from?" "sweden" huleh huleh huleh. more swedes. AND!! ABBA WAS PLAYING ALL NIGHT! it was like a greatest hits of ABBA cd on repeat. THEN more swedes approacheth. like 5 more just came and sat down (huleh huleh huleh).
wtf?